The 10 Wackiest Japanese Commercials Starring American Actors

They're American movie stars who are more than willing to sell their image with a product -- on Japanese television, that is. The commercials may air halfway around the world, but with the magic of youtube, we get to see Arnold Schwarzenegger, Harrison Ford, Nicolas Cage and others star in these funny commercials. Here are the 10 Wackiest Japanese Commercials Starring American Celebrities.



10. Hulk Hogan Singing

He became a reality star after all of those years of tanning and oiling his body to tangle with other men. That was just in his bedroom. Hulk, we kid, we kid. Hogan shot this wacky Japanese ad while singing to a baby. What it's for? We have no friggin' idea.






9. Nicolas Cage overacting

We've seen the overacting of Nicolas Cage in, well, every single movie he's ever been in. Watch "The Family Man" for an especially touching performance. He brings his overacting skills to this crazy Japanese commercial.





8. Harrison Ford Creepy Ad

This is one of those ads that really creep us out. Why is Harrison Ford naked with a middle-aged Japanese dude in sauna?






7. Michael Jackson

Before he went completely nuts and totally white, Michael Jackson was dancing off the wall and told Japanese viewers in this commercial that love is his message. Yes, man boy love.





6. Wham!

Years before he was caught in a Los Angeles men's room looking for a gay blowjob, George Michaels was appearing in the gayest commercial on Japanese television.






#5. Kiefer Sutherland

Kiefer Sutherland's "Jack Bauer" character will eventually hit the big screen. One of the complaints we have about the show "24" is that you never see Bauer eating or taking a dump, that's until now. The eating part, that is.







4. Natalie Portman

Okay, this one is not super wacky, but we decided to include it because Natalie Portman looks super hot!





3. Tommy Lee Jones

Wow, Tommy Lee. You really went all out to perfect your Japanese accent. We're super impressed by your huge acting effort in this commercial.







2. John Travlota

This one of those commercials with John Travolta that you watch and then feel the intense desire to smash your computer screen. It's that amazing!






1. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Finally, there's the governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Watch as he makes a total ass of himself in the wackiest Japanese commercial starring an American celebrity. All that's missing is an appearance from Mr. Freeze.