'Tron 2' Details Revealed As We Discover Awesome Tron Dancer

New details are coming out about the long-awaited sequel to the movie "Tron." AICN has all of the spoilers. The original movie was about a hacker who is literally abducted into the world of a computer and forced to participate in gladiatorial games. That was 1982! Now think about all of the new dangers of the internet in 2009: viruses, worms, midget porn, Nigerian Scams, and TheView.com. It's all pretty frightening.

We don't have clear footage from the sequel yet, but we do have video of what we only wish was an audtion clip.

Jason Totally Gays It Up For Friday the 13th Sequel?

Jason's coming...again. Fans are excited that New Line and Platinum Dunes are moving forward on a new "Friday the 13th." With the critical success of critically-acclaimed "Milk," it seems everyone is getting into this whole gay thing.

Jonas Brothers Movie Implodes As Awesome Jonas Fan Rocks Your World!

The Jonas Brothers are still reeling from the weekend box office kick to their candy-coated groins. Their plan for world domination failed with “The Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience,” missing industry expectations by a mile, finishing in second place at the box office.

However, by focusing on this terrible turn of events for the Jonas Brothers, we have come across a super fan who shows the Jonas Bros. what it really takes to sing like a pop star. Pay close attention, Nick, Kevin, and Joe, this is for you.

The 10 Funniest Casting Decisions You Didn't Know About

Michael J. Fox wasn't the original choice to star as Mart McFly in "Back in the Future." They actually shot many scenes first with actor Eric Stoltz, but his chemistry with Christopher Lloyd ("Doc Brown") just wasn't working. You've probably heard this story before. But you haven't heard of these other casting decisions in Hollywood that didn't work out for obvious reasons. Here are the 10 Funniest Casting Decisions You Didn't Know About.

10. Shaquille O'Neal as Paul Rusesabagina in "Hotel Rwanda"


Shaq was awesome in his movie "Kazaam," and producers of "Hotel Rwanda" wanted to have a high-profile celebrity star in their film to draw mainstream audiences to a film about genocide. However, Shaq was unable to capture the emotion of the character as his vocabulary at the time was only up to 36 words. Afer ad-libbing several lines about "being fouled under the baskey," producers had to let him go.


9. Steve Buscemi as Spider-Man


Steve Buscemi is one of our finest actors, but the choice to cast him as Spider-Man was a huge mistake. Despite 9 months in the gym, this is the best he could to fill out the Spider-Man costume. The breaking point for producers came when Buscemi's teeth ripped through five Spider-Man masks. Buscemi still refuses to fix his teeth.

8. Mel Gibson as Oskar Schindler in "Schindler's List"

This should have been a warning sign about Mel Gibson. While playing the role of Oskar Schindler, Gibson laughed his ass off everytime a Jew was killed. He didn't make it past the first day.

7. Flavor Fav as "Troy Bolton" in "High School Musical"

Before they decided on Zac Efron, producers tried out Flavor Flav for the role of Troy Bolton in "High School Musical" to bring the film a more urban feel. However, Mr. Flav refused to remove the giant clock around his neck. One producer said, "For continuity purposes, every time we made a cut in editing, the time on his clock would skip forward or jump pack. It just didn't work out." Also, Flavor Fav reportedly wasn't happy on the set, saying, "Don't get me wrong. I love bitches, but this is way too many in one movie."

6. Paris Hilton as the Virgin Mary in "The Passion of the Christ"

Paris Hilton did a screen test for the controversial Mel Gibson film "The Passion of the Christ." However, she quickly discovered she had auditioned for the wrong role. She reportedly said, "Oh, not this Mary. The other Mary, that one that was a filthy whore."


5. Rosie O'Donnell as "Sue Storm" in "Fantastic Four"

Producers wanted to create a lot of comedy in "Fantastic Four" and picked funny woman Rosie O'Donnell to play the role of "Sue Storm." However, the cinematographer objected to O'Donnell as the Ben Grimm character completely disappeared when Rosie stood in front of him.


4. Larry the Cable Guy as Harvey Milk in "Milk"

Larry the Cable Guy, whose real name is Daniel Whitney, attempted his first dramatic role as Harvey Milk. But Larry didn't quite get the message of the movie when he observed that there "sure were a lot of fags on this movie set, don't you think?"


3. John Goodman as "Andrew Beckett" in "Philadelpia"

"Philadelphia" was a touching and truly amazing story. But before Tom Hanks signed up to play a lawyer, Andrew Beckett, who is fired by a conservative law firm because of AIDS. Goodman had challenged himself to lose an incredible amount of weight for this AIDS-stricken character. However, this was also the year that McDonalds came out with the McRib and Goodman actually gained weight.

2. Amy Winehouse as Queen Elizabeth II in "Elizabeth: The Golden Age"

Director Shekhar gave singer Amy Winehouse her first dramatic role in a feature film. However, Winehouse's drug problems spread to the movie set.

1. Clay Aiken as Randy "The Ram" Robinson in "The Wrestler"

Director Darren Aronofsky wanted to really challenge himself by originally choosing Clay Aiken to play the role of beaten down wrestler. "I wanted to prove that as a great director, you can take any actor and make them thrive in that role." Unfortunately, Aiken didn't work out too well in the wrestling scenes, insisting on creating his own signature wrestling move called "The Rim Job."

The 10 Wackiest Japanese Commercials Starring American Actors

They're American movie stars who are more than willing to sell their image with a product -- on Japanese television, that is. The commercials may air halfway around the world, but with the magic of youtube, we get to see Arnold Schwarzenegger, Harrison Ford, Nicolas Cage and others star in these funny commercials. Here are the 10 Wackiest Japanese Commercials Starring American Celebrities.



10. Hulk Hogan Singing

He became a reality star after all of those years of tanning and oiling his body to tangle with other men. That was just in his bedroom. Hulk, we kid, we kid. Hogan shot this wacky Japanese ad while singing to a baby. What it's for? We have no friggin' idea.






9. Nicolas Cage overacting

We've seen the overacting of Nicolas Cage in, well, every single movie he's ever been in. Watch "The Family Man" for an especially touching performance. He brings his overacting skills to this crazy Japanese commercial.





8. Harrison Ford Creepy Ad

This is one of those ads that really creep us out. Why is Harrison Ford naked with a middle-aged Japanese dude in sauna?






7. Michael Jackson

Before he went completely nuts and totally white, Michael Jackson was dancing off the wall and told Japanese viewers in this commercial that love is his message. Yes, man boy love.





6. Wham!

Years before he was caught in a Los Angeles men's room looking for a gay blowjob, George Michaels was appearing in the gayest commercial on Japanese television.






#5. Kiefer Sutherland

Kiefer Sutherland's "Jack Bauer" character will eventually hit the big screen. One of the complaints we have about the show "24" is that you never see Bauer eating or taking a dump, that's until now. The eating part, that is.







4. Natalie Portman

Okay, this one is not super wacky, but we decided to include it because Natalie Portman looks super hot!





3. Tommy Lee Jones

Wow, Tommy Lee. You really went all out to perfect your Japanese accent. We're super impressed by your huge acting effort in this commercial.







2. John Travlota

This one of those commercials with John Travolta that you watch and then feel the intense desire to smash your computer screen. It's that amazing!






1. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Finally, there's the governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Watch as he makes a total ass of himself in the wackiest Japanese commercial starring an American celebrity. All that's missing is an appearance from Mr. Freeze.

The 10 Funniest Signs The Movie You're Watching Is Going To Suck

You've got your pop corn, you're in your seat, and you're ready to escape real life with the magic of the cinema, but then there's a sign that the film you're watching is going to suck. Here at The 10 Funniest Signs The Movie You're Watching Is Going To Suck.

10. You see the words "Dane Cook" appear in the opening credits

9. Lindsay Lohan appears in the film and isn't killed off in a car crash in the first 5 minutes

8. John Travolta plays an alien or a woman

7. Eddie Murphy plays an alien or a woman

6. Jim Carey plays a serious character (Come on, just do the Ace Ventura ass-talking thing again...that's comedy gold!)




5. Jeremy Piven plays a douchebag character like...um...Jeremy Piven



4. M. Night Shyamalan does a cameo in a M. Night Shyamalan movie




3. The title of the movie contains the words "From Justin to Kelly"



2. Mike Myers shows up playing a sitar



1. Paris Hilton is in the movie but doesn't expose her hot pocket

The 10 Funniest Bad Spoofs of Bad Movies

No doubt about it, these are some bad movies. But what happens when we find spoofs of these bad movies that are, well, bad spoofs? We post them, that's what! The spoofs are funny, but it's more of a "we're laughing at you" instead of "with you." Here are the 10 Funniest Bad Spoofs of Bad Movies.


10. "Batman & Robin"

"Batman & Robin" was a huge bust with George Clooney and Chris O'Donnell under the direction of Joel Schumacher. As bad as this spoof is, it may be better than the actual movie.




9. "Pearl Harbor"

Michael Bay dropped a bomb on moviegoers with "Pearl Harbor." Even Ben Affleck's powerful acting abilities couldn't save the film. As you're about to see, the guy in this spoof puts a huge effort into the video.




8. "Scooby Doo"

The big screen version of Scooby Doo was an expensive turd of a movie with a computer-generated dog. The kids in this spoof try to show us how it's done without those fancy effects or any talent whatsoever.




7. "Godzilla"

In "Godzilla," starring Matthew Broderick, the monster attacks New York City with an awful screenplay. For some viewers, this film was more painful than 9/11. Enjoy this Matthew Broderick-free spoof of the giant lizard.



6. "The Incredible Hulk"

We'll take Lou Ferrigno's television Hulk over the big screen CGI Hulk any day. What kind of clever satire can a bunch a kids come up with to spoof the Hulk? Let's just say video cameras shouldn't be made available to everyone.



5. "Hannah Montana: The Movie"

"Hannah Montana: The Movie" is not even out yet but it will suck -- unless you're a teenager or a creepy old guy. If we were going to do a Hannah Montana spoof, would we dress up a guy as a girl? You betcha!



4. "Speed Racer"

"Speed Racer," starring Emile Hirsch and Christina Ricci, bombed badly at the box office. Now,
the kids in this spoof of "Speed Racer" are destined for greatness. (We think they may be retarded so we wanted to say something nice.)



3. "Basic Instinct 2"

Ah, the aging vagina of Sharon Stone. Who could forget it? It's burned into our consciousness. Forget Stone and get ready to view the strangest movie spoof ever made.



2. "Snakes On a Plane"


All that hype and the movie stunk the joint out. Now here comes the spoof with a decent lookalike actor, real snakes and -- oh yeah -- they forgot to include some funny ideas.



1. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

We still don't understand why "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" got an Oscar nod. A "Forest Gump" ripoff without Tom Hanks' talents. Still, we're glad the film got made or we would never have seen this "Benjamin Button" spoof.

10 Funniest Superhero Musicals You Didn't Know About

With plans under way for a "Spider-Man" musical on Broadway (a blatant attempt to make Spider-Man a little bit gayer,) we've compiled a list of big screen superheroes that tried to make the transition to stage musicals and failed. So here are the 10 Funniest Super Hero Musicals You Didn't Know About.


10. "Wolverine: It Hurts To Masturbate"
This was a romantic musical about The X-Men's Wolverine and the pain of masturbating with claws. It was a social commentary on sex in America and jerk-off claws.


9. "Hulk: The AIDS Years"

A controversial rock opera in the '80s that told the story of an impoverished Hulk struggling to survive under the shadow of AIDS. Hulk, after getting AIDS through intravenous drug use, deals with his disease while belting out songs such as "Hulk Not Feel So Good" and "Hulk Mad About Sores on Back."

8. "Ghost Rider: Third Degree Burns"

You already know the story of stunt motorcyclist Johnny Blaze who agreed to give his soul to Satan. Utilizing his powers, Blaze's flesh is consumed by hellfire, causing his head to become a flaming skull. In the musical, his powers wear off but the flames don't, and Blaze has to be treated at the Los Angeles Burn Institute. It's "Ghost Rider" meets "The English Patient" with inspiring music and songs. However, Blaze dies from an infection due to an unsuccessful skin graft.

7. "Batman & Robin: Riding Up and Down the Bat Pole"

"Why Don't They Just F*ck Each Other Already." That was the title for the big musical number in this short-lived off-Broadway production. Lyrics were written by Elton John. Nathan Lane played the Joker and he was absolutely fabulous! This was the gayest Batman production since Joel Schumacher's "Batman & Robin."

6. "Captain America: Outsourced To India"
Captain America inspired generations of patriotic youths with his shield-slinging, patriotic heroism. But this intelligent musical explored Captain America's world as his crime-fighting job is outsourced to Captain India. When his services are no longer needed, a bitter and very confused Captain America ends up going on a shooting rampage at an Indian casino in California.

5. "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Hospice Hell"
All those years of living in the sewers of Manhattan have taken their toll, and now the Turtles are all living in a hospice. Instead of battling villains, the Turtles now battle terminal illnesses. The musical was not a big hit with kids.

4. "Optimus SubPrime"
The musical came out last year as the mortgage industry went into full meltdown. It focuses on Optimus Prime, the leader of the heroic Autobots, who takes out a subprime mortgage and then is faced with foreclosure when he can't make the monthly payments. Songs in the musical included "This Was Way Too Much House For Me" and "I Blame Those Damb Decepticons From Century 21."

3. "Iron Man: That Whore Stole My Suit"
The musical focuses on the life of master engineer Tony Stark who falls in love with a hooker but is betrayed when the prostitute ties him up in bed and steels his powered exoskeleton suit.

2. "Blade: I Can't Flag Down a Cab"
A half-vampire, half-mortal Black man becomes a protector of the mortal race, while slaying evil vampires, but can't get a cab ride in New York City.

1. "Wonder Woman : Her Abortion"

Tackling the controversial issue of abortion, this stage musical used Wonder Woman to illustrate the tough decisions facing women including female super heroes. The musical featured such songs as "I Got Raped By Hawk Man and Now I'm Pregnant" and "Late Term, Schmate Term."

Jennifer Aniston to get steamy with 'Baster'

If you've always had a fantasy about a baster and Jennifer Aniston, this is the movie for you. The former Mrs. Pitt has signed on to star in the fertility-themed comedy "The Baster."

Justin Bateman (David Schwimmer was not available due to demanding Applebees schedule) will play Aniston's best friend. When he learns that she wants to get knocked up through artificial insemination, he replaces the donor's semen with his own by masturbating into Jen's favorite baster.

Industry watchers are already saying this could be the biggest big screen jerkoff since Jeremy Piven's film career launched.

Obviously, no stills from the movie yet, but enjoy this cut from the awesome soundtrack for "The Baster."

First picture of Christian Bale's set meltdown

Finally! A Ewan McGregor movie about 'The Electric Slide?'

We've had "Lambada." We've had "Dirty Dancing." Now, The Hollywood Reporter says Ewan McGregor has been tapped to star in the movie "The Electric Slide." (The film will be released in Mexico as "The Macarena.")

Why has it taken so long to pay tribute to one of the best line dances ever invented? Well, the frustration continues. It turns out the film is about a furniture salesman-turned-bank-robber. Not about the great dance. Damn it!

If there was only a way to see "The Electric Slide" dance right now that includes the Pillsbury Doughboy.

Hey Hollywood, what about the little wrestlers?

It's a key weekend at the box office for Darren Aronofsky's "The Wrestler" which fell from #14 down to #16 last weekend, despite an incredible amount of publicity.


While we here enjoyed watching Mickey Rourke's botox-loaded face on the big screen, we were disappointed that the main focus of the film wasn't on the best part of professional wrestling... the midgets! Here's a tiny clip that will make you happy. Midget Wrestling. Look for the little dude with the bigass afro.

Lionsgate buys incest movie to cheer up recession viewers

Unemployed? Losing your house? Well, Lionsgate wants to cheer you up by paying $5.5 million for the distribution rights to "Push: Based on the Novel by Sapphire.” The film is about an obese black teenager who is impregnated by her father -- for the second time.

The Weinstein Co. is also fighting to distribute this cheerful film. Lionsgate is the studio that puts out all of those Tyler Perry films. Perry has actually been pushing this film. But there's some confusion. Let's be clear. This is not Tyler Perry dressed in drag! This is a very grim film with no laughs whatsoever. Well, then again with those Tyler Perry's movies...

If you haven't gotten your Tyler Perry-in-drag fix today, you're in luck.

Sorry. That was Martin Lawrence in "Big Mama's House." Here's the right clip.



Sorry again. That was Eddie Murphy in "Norbit." Here you go...