Thursday, February 5, 2009

Jennifer Aniston to get steamy with 'Baster'

If you've always had a fantasy about a baster and Jennifer Aniston, this is the movie for you. The former Mrs. Pitt has signed on to star in the fertility-themed comedy "The Baster."

Justin Bateman (David Schwimmer was not available due to demanding Applebees schedule) will play Aniston's best friend. When he learns that she wants to get knocked up through artificial insemination, he replaces the donor's semen with his own by masturbating into Jen's favorite baster.

Industry watchers are already saying this could be the biggest big screen jerkoff since Jeremy Piven's film career launched.

Obviously, no stills from the movie yet, but enjoy this cut from the awesome soundtrack for "The Baster."

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