You've got your pop corn, you're in your seat, and you're ready to escape real life with the magic of the cinema, but then there's a sign that the film you're watching is going to suck. Here at The 10 Funniest Signs The Movie You're Watching Is Going To Suck.
10. You see the words "Dane Cook" appear in the opening credits
9. Lindsay Lohan appears in the film and isn't killed off in a car crash in the first 5 minutes
8. John Travolta plays an alien or a woman
7. Eddie Murphy plays an alien or a woman
6. Jim Carey plays a serious character (Come on, just do the Ace Ventura ass-talking thing again...that's comedy gold!)
5. Jeremy Piven plays a douchebag character like...um...Jeremy Piven
4. M. Night Shyamalan does a cameo in a M. Night Shyamalan movie
3. The title of the movie contains the words "From Justin to Kelly"
2. Mike Myers shows up playing a sitar
1. Paris Hilton is in the movie but doesn't expose her hot pocket
10. You see the words "Dane Cook" appear in the opening credits
9. Lindsay Lohan appears in the film and isn't killed off in a car crash in the first 5 minutes
8. John Travolta plays an alien or a woman
7. Eddie Murphy plays an alien or a woman
6. Jim Carey plays a serious character (Come on, just do the Ace Ventura ass-talking thing again...that's comedy gold!)
5. Jeremy Piven plays a douchebag character like...um...Jeremy Piven
4. M. Night Shyamalan does a cameo in a M. Night Shyamalan movie
3. The title of the movie contains the words "From Justin to Kelly"
2. Mike Myers shows up playing a sitar
1. Paris Hilton is in the movie but doesn't expose her hot pocket
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